WHAT THE HECK IS A…Carburetor?

PLEASE NOTE THAT CHAD MILLER AUTO CARE DOES NOT WORK ON VEHICLES WITH CARBURETORS. BUT…Just for the sake of education… To know what the heck a carburetor IS, we must first explore what the heck a carburetor IS NOT. A carburetor is not:  A cyborg from the future that is sent back to the past

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Tie Rod?

To know what the heck a tie rod IS, we must first explore what the heck a tie rod IS NOT. A tie rod is not:  A special rack in a closet used only for hanging neckties Something a superhero with super strength can do The mechanism that connects train cars to each other A-Rod’s

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Clutch?

To know what the heck a clutch IS, we must first explore what the heck a clutch IS NOT. A clutch (as it pertains to vehicles) is not:  The thing that cats do when they start to fall off something A tiny, strapless purse The new word all the cool teen girls are saying A

Delay Until Monday

Ladies, gentlemen, canines, and felines, I’ll be out of the office tomorrow through Sunday. HOWEVER, I will be back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on Monday. I know you wait on the edge of your seats until the next blog post. I am confident that you can make it until Monday!   Good luck, and fly like the

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Water Pump? 

To know what the heck a water pump IS, we must first explore what the heck a water pump IS NOT. A water pump is not: A type of shoe prominent in the 1990s Aquaman’s favorite energy drink A wet handshake-like gesture An organ inside a camel’s hump(s) So…what the heck is it then? A

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Timing Belt?

To know what the heck a timing belt IS, we must first explore what the heck a timing belt IS NOT. A timing belt is not: Fancy spaghetti A note sung loudly for an undetermined amount of time The thing in an airport that delivers your luggage at baggage claim A fashion accessory that simultaneously

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Caliper?

To know what the heck a caliper IS, we must first explore what the heck a caliper IS NOT. A caliper is not: An insect that spins a cocoon and undergoes metamorphosis to turn into a butterfly A purring orange cat The phrase that a lumberjack yells out when a tree is about to fall

WHAT THE HECK IS…Camber?

To know what the heck camber IS, we must first explore what the heck it IS NOT. Camber is not: A cold piece of filming technology Casper the Friendly Ghost’s twin brother The chemical reaction that happens when you put Mentos in Diet Coke A dissolving tablet that is designed to shorten the length of

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Catalytic Converter?

To know what the heck a catalytic converter IS, we must first explore what the heck a catalytic converter IS NOT. A catalytic converter is not: An experimental tool only used at NASA A musical instrument that converts cat meows into beautiful melodies The thing that Doc Brown uses in the Back to The Future series