WHAT THE HECK IS AN…Engine Mount?

To know what the heck an engine mount IS, we must first explore what the heck an engine mount IS NOT. An engine mount is not: A device used to attach taxidermized engines to a wall for display after they’ve been hunted Something that doesn’t NOT rhyme with Ninja Count A Japanese mechanical massage technique

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Harmonic Balancer?

To know what the heck a harmonic balancer IS, we must first explore what the heck a harmonic balancer IS NOT. A harmonic balancer is not:  A highly skilled person that can distribute his or her weight evenly atop a small metal instrument The name of the #1 boy band in the charts A hippie

Stay Tuned

Today, we take a break from our regularly scheduled program for a special announcement: Sooooo, if you haven’t already, like and follow us on Facebook!  

WHAT THE HECK IS AN…Alternator?

To know what the heck an alternator IS, we must first explore what the heck an alternator IS NOT. An alternator is not:  A new invention that changes people’s minds to a different way of thinking A Green Party political activist who has run for President of the United States multiple times The name I

Thanks, 2016! … Hey There, 2017!

Gosh, y’all. 2016 has been quite a year at Chad Miller Auto Care! We got to help over 2,000 customers this year. We have worked our tails off to get everyone back on the road as quickly and safely as possible. Some things to look forward to at CMAC in 2017: More parking Doubling the

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Carburetor?

PLEASE NOTE THAT CHAD MILLER AUTO CARE DOES NOT WORK ON VEHICLES WITH CARBURETORS. BUT…Just for the sake of education… To know what the heck a carburetor IS, we must first explore what the heck a carburetor IS NOT. A carburetor is not:  A cyborg from the future that is sent back to the past

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Tie Rod?

To know what the heck a tie rod IS, we must first explore what the heck a tie rod IS NOT. A tie rod is not:  A special rack in a closet used only for hanging neckties Something a superhero with super strength can do The mechanism that connects train cars to each other A-Rod’s

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Clutch?

To know what the heck a clutch IS, we must first explore what the heck a clutch IS NOT. A clutch (as it pertains to vehicles) is not:  The thing that cats do when they start to fall off something A tiny, strapless purse The new word all the cool teen girls are saying A

Delay Until Monday

Ladies, gentlemen, canines, and felines, I’ll be out of the office tomorrow through Sunday. HOWEVER, I will be back bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on Monday. I know you wait on the edge of your seats until the next blog post. I am confident that you can make it until Monday!   Good luck, and fly like the