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WHAT THE HECK IS…Horsepower?

March 10th, 2017 by

To know what the heck horsepower IS, we must first explore what the heck horsepower IS NOT. Horsepower is not:  A high-stakes basketball game The magic that turns people into centaurs A unicorn’s life force The hashtag used to represent protests for equine equality So…what the heck is it then? Horsepower is a unit of

WHAT THE HECK IS AN…Engine Mount?

February 24th, 2017 by

To know what the heck an engine mount IS, we must first explore what the heck an engine mount IS NOT. An engine mount is not: A device used to attach taxidermized engines to a wall for display after they’ve been hunted Something that doesn’t NOT rhyme with Ninja Count A Japanese mechanical massage technique

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Harmonic Balancer?

February 10th, 2017 by

To know what the heck a harmonic balancer IS, we must first explore what the heck a harmonic balancer IS NOT. A harmonic balancer is not:  A highly skilled person that can distribute his or her weight evenly atop a small metal instrument The name of the #1 boy band in the charts A hippie

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January 27th, 2017 by

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WHAT THE HECK IS AN…Alternator?

January 13th, 2017 by

To know what the heck an alternator IS, we must first explore what the heck an alternator IS NOT. An alternator is not:  A new invention that changes people’s minds to a different way of thinking A Green Party political activist who has run for President of the United States multiple times The name I

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Carburetor?

December 2nd, 2016 by

PLEASE NOTE THAT CHAD MILLER AUTO CARE DOES NOT WORK ON VEHICLES WITH CARBURETORS. BUT…Just for the sake of education… To know what the heck a carburetor IS, we must first explore what the heck a carburetor IS NOT. A carburetor is not:  A cyborg from the future that is sent back to the past

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Tie Rod?

November 18th, 2016 by

To know what the heck a tie rod IS, we must first explore what the heck a tie rod IS NOT. A tie rod is not:  A special rack in a closet used only for hanging neckties Something a superhero with super strength can do The mechanism that connects train cars to each other A-Rod’s

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Clutch?

November 7th, 2016 by

To know what the heck a clutch IS, we must first explore what the heck a clutch IS NOT. A clutch (as it pertains to vehicles) is not:  The thing that cats do when they start to fall off something A tiny, strapless purse The new word all the cool teen girls are saying A

WHAT THE HECK IS A…Water Pump? 

October 21st, 2016 by

To know what the heck a water pump IS, we must first explore what the heck a water pump IS NOT. A water pump is not: A type of shoe prominent in the 1990s Aquaman’s favorite energy drink A wet handshake-like gesture An organ inside a camel’s hump(s) So…what the heck is it then? A