To know what the heck a differential IS, we must first explore what the heck a differential IS NOT. A differential is not: A device that allows a vehicle to physically change between 3 different models A new flavor of Cheetos The sum of two ducks divided by the square root of your next-door neighbor’s
To know what the heck horsepower IS, we must first explore what the heck horsepower IS NOT. Horsepower is not: A high-stakes basketball game The magic that turns people into centaurs A unicorn’s life force The hashtag used to represent protests for equine equality So…what the heck is it then? Horsepower is a unit of
To know what the heck an engine mount IS, we must first explore what the heck an engine mount IS NOT. An engine mount is not: A device used to attach taxidermized engines to a wall for display after they’ve been hunted Something that doesn’t NOT rhyme with Ninja Count A Japanese mechanical massage technique
To know what the heck a harmonic balancer IS, we must first explore what the heck a harmonic balancer IS NOT. A harmonic balancer is not: A highly skilled person that can distribute his or her weight evenly atop a small metal instrument The name of the #1 boy band in the charts A hippie
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To know what the heck an alternator IS, we must first explore what the heck an alternator IS NOT. An alternator is not: A new invention that changes people’s minds to a different way of thinking A Green Party political activist who has run for President of the United States multiple times The name I
Welcome to another edition of “WHAT THE HECK IS A…”! I hope you brought your Poncho of Positivity, because there’s a slight chance of cynicism up in here. To know what the heck a turn signal IS, we must first explore what the heck a turn signal IS NOT. A turn signal is not:
PLEASE NOTE THAT CHAD MILLER AUTO CARE DOES NOT WORK ON VEHICLES WITH CARBURETORS. BUT…Just for the sake of education… To know what the heck a carburetor IS, we must first explore what the heck a carburetor IS NOT. A carburetor is not: A cyborg from the future that is sent back to the past
To know what the heck a tie rod IS, we must first explore what the heck a tie rod IS NOT. A tie rod is not: A special rack in a closet used only for hanging neckties Something a superhero with super strength can do The mechanism that connects train cars to each other A-Rod’s
To know what the heck a clutch IS, we must first explore what the heck a clutch IS NOT. A clutch (as it pertains to vehicles) is not: The thing that cats do when they start to fall off something A tiny, strapless purse The new word all the cool teen girls are saying A
